‘Dinosaurs Who Are Communist For Some Reason’ t-shirt, by MJ:

• Faux-cyrillic typography: check
• Mock-socialist heraldry: check
• Communist-derived name: not really, but the sales page does have some nice pseudo-communist rhetoric:

“What killed the dinosaurs? Capitalism. Only through a keen understanding of the theory and praxis of class struggle can any species hope to break the free market’s brutal cycle of boom and extinction.”